Omegle, anyone?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
You: That is the war cry of the Pterodactyl, T-Rex, Velociraptor cross breed
You: You have been marked
You: The only question I have for you is do you wanted to be fucked before or after I eat you?
Stranger: i rather not be eaten
You: Mortal, I created this universe so I could fuck and eat everything within it
You: I created you
You: Your purpose is to be fucked and eaten by me
Stranger: uhm, and you know this because?
You: BECAUSE I AM THE PTERODACTYL, T-REX VELOCIRAPTOR CROSS BREED
Stranger: are you sure about that?
You: MORTAL you anger me
You: But I like your style
You: Will you join my cult?
Stranger: im not much of a cult person
You: Well then you will be ate and fucked
Stranger: i think you need Jesus in your life. He is the way the truth and the life.
You: I've met Jesus
Stranger: oh really?
You: I fucked him while I ate his face
Stranger: that is so wrong
You: He loved what was happening in his ass, but hated what was happening to his face
Stranger: wow that is really distrubing
Stranger: disturbing*
You: I told you, all life was purt here by me to be fucked and ate by me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.